October 2016 
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Polka Theatre
240 The Broadway
London SW19 1SB
Polka is a registered
charity no. 256979
Not Now, Bernard
Ages 3-8

12 Feb - 21 Feb 2016

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Everyone’s got a monster in them that wants to go Grrrr!

It sometimes feels as though everyone’s just too busy to listen to little Bernard, but when he finds a big purple monster in the gardent hings rapidly go from bad to worse.

David McKee’s much-loved Not Now,Bernard is joined by two of his otherwonderfully funny (and not too scary) monster stories, The Two Monsters and The Monster and The Teddy Bear, in this fast-paced show about growing up and learning how to deal with change.

Main Theatre
Running Time 60 minutes

This show is suitable for children aged 3 - 8
Children younger than 3 can attend performances marked All Ages Welcome. Click here to read Polka's Age Policy and booking information.

£13.50 | Concessions £10 | Schools £10

(£1.50 transaction charge per booking)

£13.50 for adults and children | Concessions £10 
(£1.50 transaction charge per booking)
Concessions are available by calling the Box Office on 020 8543 4888 for those registered unemployed or receiving benefits, includes Pension Credits. 

Schools £10 (plus one free teacher/adult ticket for every 10 students)

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A Mercury Theatre Colchester production

By David McKee

Adapted and directed by Daniel Buckroyd


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